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The Prissy Missy
Southern Friends

"FRIENDS" VS. "SOUTHERN"
FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Always
bring the food. And lots of it.
FRIENDS: Will say "hello".
SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Will give
you a big hug. More than one.

FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr.
and Mrs.
SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Call your
parents Mom and Dad, and often.

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Cry with
you. And for you.

FRIENDS: Will eat at your dinner
table and leave.
SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Will spend
hours there, talking, laughing,
> and just being together. Then do
the dishes before leaving.

FRIENDS: Know a few things
about you.
SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Could
write a book with direct quotes
from you. And most of the time
know you better than you do
yourself.

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if
that's what the crowd is doing.
SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Will kick
the whole crowds' back-ends that
left you.
Then walk beside you in the front of
the crowd.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your
door.
SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Walk right
in and say, "I'm home!" If
you are not home they will wait.

FRIENDS: Are for a while.
SOUTHERN FRIENDS: Are for
life. And then some.

Author unknown, but has gotta be
from the South!